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It's Too Darn Hot
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Janet Thompson continues her one-woman coup of the show, while Susan pines for Roger, Bruce gets into it with Melinda, and the Deckers dicker.
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Cheese Gotta Have It
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Nancy takes a trip to Mexico via the tunnel in her basement, Doug falls in love, Isabelle joins the family, and Silas makes a new friend.
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Unbalanced
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Alliances and enmities shift rapidly this hour, which is why it's kind of a letdown when the overall situation remains the same.
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Putting the AGT! in Audition
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Auditions continue in New York and Los Angeles. Amid the dancing, singing, sobbing, and snake licking looms the knowledge that this is the most popular show in America. Or the second most. But I bet the first most doesn't have snake lickers!
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Respect The Pajama
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Superior officers ruin everything. It's as predictable as a Dilbert cartoon, and funny for the same reason: it's not actually that funny.
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I Thought Tablecloths Were For Magicians
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This doesn't look good. These people look exactly half as talented as the group from last year.
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We’ll Sweep Out the Ashlees in the Morning
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It’s original song night! Cof-FAY is inexplicably safe again, Melissa and Gabe are dependable as usual, Ashlee and Shawn land in the bottom two, and the judges work their hardest to convince us that there’s actual talent on this show.
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Self-Execute? Not So Much.
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The players have to do math and memorize factoids about the other players' loved ones.
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Vacation, All I Ever Wanted
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Bad reviews force Belle to take a brief sabbatical. There's still sex, but this time it's pro bono. Tee-hee. I said "bono".
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Second-Degree Burn
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Michael knows what it's like when someone makes the people you work for think you're screwing them when you aren't. So he does it to someone else.
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Dancing with the Devil
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Ali continues to pretend she can sing, Dina-saur continues to pretend she used to be a professional dancer, and Eman continues to pretend he likes working with these people.
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Put a Cork In It
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Turns out it's easy to get along when Jessie is the HoH: just kiss his brilliantly-defined glutes enough.
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Sir, Can You Get This Man a Bucket?
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A kissing challenge, in which he's paired with Mr. Boston, brings out the Fred Phelps in Chance. The Entertainer gets some backdoor action with Destiney when Heat falls out of her favor.
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Oscar Mike
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Evan Wright and the men of Bravo Company get their first taste of war, but they don't actually get to kill anybody. It's kind of awkward.
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Making Beautiful Music Together
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Joss Whedon, Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion in a musical superhero mini-series created just for the web? We're so there. We've got to do something until Dollhouse starts.
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